The Unintentional Mullet

You have the most unfortunate hairline. You've lost most of your baby hair. That which grew on the top of your head anyway. The mullet hair just grows longer and longer. It's gonna look great when you buy your first used Camaro or attend your first Def Leopard concert. For your sake, I hope it falls out soon. Otherwise, you'll be making an appearance in my infamous Mullet Scrapbook!