Dear Mommy:
It has come to my attention that you are attempting to stretch out my feedings. This concerns me. You see, my dream is to become an Offensive Lineman for your favorite football team one day. (I promise to only play for the Chiefs and not that ugly orange and blue team) Hear that sound? That's the sound of my dreams being crushed into a million pieces. I'm never gonna make the team if you don't help me out with my calorie intake! So here's the deal, I'll keep letting you know when I'm hungry and instead of trying to distract me with stroller rides and dancing to your lame music, just feed me! It'll make it easier on us both. Just look at me, Ma, I'm wasting away here!
Love,
Lovebug
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