Dear Santa:
Christmas is coming soon. At least, according to Mommy and all the decorating we did today. Although I've never been around for a Christmas, I've heard rumors of your generosity. And, I've been VERY GOOD these past 7 months. So, the following is my Christmas list. If the elves need help making any of these gifts, give me a ring and I'll put Mommy to work.
1) Packaging of any sort: tissue paper, plastic wrap, newspaper, etc.
2) A cell phone. Not the fake kind either, a real working cell phone so I can call China the next time Mommy leaves me alone.
3) An alarm clock. The brighter and bigger the numbers, the better. I really like to stare at one and reach for the numbers...usually around 3 am. That's the best alarm clock playing time I've found.
4) A remote control. Again, preferably a working one. I'm not falling for the "real one without the batteries" trick again.
5) Anything with a zipper. If there are drawstrings involved also, even better!
6) Magazines. I especially like the ones that Mommy has yet to read. Those are the best to rip apart.
7) I'm pretty fond of leaves. Either the kind that are in our front yard, or the kind on the house plants that I've recently discovered.
Well, that should just about do it. I'm always up for suggestions of course. Thanks in advance for visiting my house this year. I'll see if Mommy can come up with some good cookies for you.
Waiting and Wishing,
Lovebug
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